Jessica Jung is an American born Korean singer, model and actress. She is a member, and main vocalist, of Girls’ Generation and according to Wikipedia, is ranked 45th on ‘The 22nd Annual Independent Critics List of the 100 Most Beautiful Faces’ which is bullshit because she should be first.
I may or may not be in love with Jessica Jung. My phone wallpaper may or may not cycle through pictures of her. My fantasy football team may or may not be named ‘The Gorjess Spazzers’, after her fan club. I may or may not have wished her happy birthday on SNSD’s fan message board. I may or may not have screamed “MARRY ME JESSICA” multiple times at a K-Pop concert. I may or may not have stopped eating cucumbers because Jessica Jung hates them. These are things that I may or may not be willing to admit. All I know is that when I saw this:
Jessica SO DAEBAK
My only reaction was, “How cute” (which is when you know you have a problem, when someone messes up and the only response you have is how adorable they look making a fool of themselves). What can I say? The ice princess is a formidable one. Only someone so ice-y can manage to melt a stone hearted slug like myself. SIIIIIIIGGGGGHHHHH. Without further ado.
Her:
I’ll tell you my wish. DO WANT.
50 stars out of 5.
Hey. You there. Sica. Stop ruining everyone by comparison.
The princess beckons, you heed the call.
Bringin’ all the boys out.
Hellllllllllllllllooooooo Mrs. Officer.
No lie, I’d let her beat me with a nightstick.
Too cold ice princess?
Would give her all my body heat.
Her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like shit just sayin.
“Hi everybody, just being all ice princess and flawless over here.”
Her hair, her hair, causes fangirl envy without her tryin.
“Whatcha doin?”
“Oh me? Being perfect.”
She’s a godddeessssss, in every single waayyyyyy.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww
HHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
Me:
Yellow Slug Reviews 
Dude we have similar tastes in women. Her stoic-chic little sister might steal her crown someday though! Funny thing is that although the Jung sisters have is icy exterior to them, they are pretty mid-high in the aegyo meter.
JUNGCEST
I generally hate aegyo, but she pulls it off by combining it with that ice princess shtick. Being stupidly pretty helps.
There’s something about seeing Jessica letting her guard down like that. Oh man you don’t like aegyo?! I didn’t at first either but after acclimatizing to the culture I found this deep craving for it. Like seriously I could spend hours looking at aegyo clips at youtube. ……I’m itching to recommend you some aegyo compilations right now
You could try but not promising I don’t quit midway through to empty my stomach.
Yes to all the Jungcest 😀
i love jessica so much!
i’m a sucker for resting bitch faces. love